octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

(via shityeahh)

you-said-this-is-suicide:

blueeyedmarta:

danandphilonfire:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

bouns if you do it as amaizngphil

PLEASEEEE

I want a real one ;D

(Source: captainfandom, via headupinsp4ce)

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

(Source: silkbone, via headupinsp4ce)

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

(via headupinsp4ce)

geothebio:

look i did a thing

(original gifs by feelingshare)

You won't care.: headupinsp4ce: i-still-hope-for-the-best-x:...

headupinsp4ce:

headupinsp4ce:

i-still-hope-for-the-best-x:

myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries…

Haha I’m not skinny as hell! Collar bones? Never seen them. Thigh gap? Only when I’m standing. You’re a squirrel & you’re fucking perfect

I’m only fat because I can’t stop eating all those smiley potatoes

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

• yo
• lil nigga
• chicken nugger
• swiggity swag what’s in the bag
• bitch i might be
• holla holla get dolla
• swaggy
• bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
• ding dong that is wrong

(via aching-bones-and-wasted-years)

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

(via aching-bones-and-wasted-years)

laughing-llama:

jo—harvelle:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

(via headupinsp4ce)

Sherlock - Call Me Maybe ・ moonwalk-into-mordor Tumblr stuff

beautifullyheeled:

900-yearsof-timeand-space:

iamsmoshlocked:

afadingoctober:

don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom

Before this clip came into my life I missed it so bad

SCREAMING

It’s back

(Source: moonwalk-into-mordor, via headupinsp4ce)