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kushaw:

developing an embarrassing crush more like

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peachdreamsandperseus:

It’s so nice to see that the BBC adapted my autobiography.

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(Source: stoned-baby)

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: lucyliubot)

jaclcfrost:

if i was peter pan instead of saying “no” i’d definitely always say “second star to the right and straight on till i don’t think so”

(Source: haave-you-met-ted)

sherlocksmyth:

hannibal: jack, i’m the chesapeake ripper. me. hannibal. hannibal lecter. the chesapeake ripper is me. i am him. we are one. i murder people. i am a cannibal. i devour people’s organs. me. the chesapeake ripper.

jack: so you’re telling me will is the chesapeake ripper?

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation