i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
if i was peter pan instead of saying “no” i’d definitely always say “second star to the right and straight on till i don’t think so”
hannibal: jack, i’m the chesapeake ripper. me. hannibal. hannibal lecter. the chesapeake ripper is me. i am him. we are one. i murder people. i am a cannibal. i devour people’s organs. me. the chesapeake ripper.
jack: so you’re telling me will is the chesapeake ripper?
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this